cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

mcsasspants:

on a date in the kim k game

me: will you excuse me for a second?

me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*

me: *gets back*

me: now where were we?

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

ocelotcommander:

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you