metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

me: do u wanna see a movie this weekend
nerd: yeah that sounds great!
me: ok have fun
bitchbot:

is this a credible source for my essay

bitchbot:

is this a credible source for my essay

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

daddeus:

this is the most important thing you will ever see in this generation

awwww-cute:

My pretty girl Bella and her son blizzard :)

awwww-cute:

My pretty girl Bella and her son blizzard :)