Shine bright like a washed nintendog
on a date in the kim k game
me: will you excuse me for a second?
me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*
me: *gets back*
me: now where were we?
If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!
when my mum scolds me
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you